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BAD AND VERY BAD NEWS
Doctor:  I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient:  Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor:  The lab called with your test results.  They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient:  24 hours!  That's terrible!  What could be worse?  What's the very bad news?

Doctor:  I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.