10 THINGS MEN WON'T SAY
- Let's watch Lifetime!
- Sex is overrated.
- I don't want to go too far on the first date.
- Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours.
- There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.
- I'm glad I don't have a large penis.
- My hips are too big.
- Aw, can't we watch Oprah?
- Does this suit make me look fat?
- I'll never get tired listening to Celine Dion.