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Male Seminars
by Females


1.  Combatting  Stupidity


2.  You, Too, Can Do Housework


3.  PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut


4.  How to Fill an Ice Tray


5.  We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for     Christmas: Give us Money


6.  Understanding the Female Response to Your     Coming in Drunk at 4:00am


7.  Wonderful Laundry Techniques: formerly titled     "Don't Wash my Silks"


8.  Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception


9.  Get a Life: Learn to Cook


10. How Not to Act Like a Jackass  When You're     Obviously Wrong


11. Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right


12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence


13. You: The Weaker Sex


14. Reasons to Give Flowers


15. How to Stay Awake in Public


16. Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere     but the Bathroom


17. Garbage: Getting it to the Curb


18. You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try


19. The Morning Dilemma if IT's awake: Take a Shower


20. I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please


21. How to Put the Toilet Lid Down: formerly titled     "No, It's Not a Bidet"


22. "The Weekend" and "Sports" are     Not Synonyms


23. Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bull


24. How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost


25. The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency


26. Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex


27. Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes


28. Mothers-in-Law: They are People Too


29. Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home


30. You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver


31. Seeing the True You: formerly titled "No, You     Don't Look Like Mel Gibson When Naked"


32. Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works


33. The Attainable Goal: Omitting "tits" From     Your Vocabulary


34. Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not     Necessary


35. Techniques for calling home


Female Seminars
by Males


1.  Elementary Map Reading


2.  Crying and Law Enforcement


3.  Advanced Math Seminar: Programming Your VCR


4.  You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours


5.  Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World:     A Study in Contrast


6.  The Seven-Outfit Week


7.  PMS: It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine "It's     Happened Monthly Since Puberty....... Deal With it"


8.  Driving I: Getting Past Automatic     Transmissions


9.  Driving II: The Meaning of Blinking Orange     Lights


10. Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed


11. Driving IV: Makeup and Driving: It's As Simple As     Oil and Water


12. Football: Not a Game: A Sacrament


13. Telephone Translations: formerly titled "'Me     Too' Equals I Love You"


14. How to Earn Your Own Money


15. Gift-giving Fundamentals: formerly titled     "Fabric Bad, Electronics Good"


16. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy     is on Your Side


17. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of     Wearable Laundry


18. Yes, You Can Fill Up At A Self Serve Station


19. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of     50+Channels


20. What Goes Around Comes Around: Why His Credit Card     is Not a Toy


21. His Best Friend Can Be Yours Too


22. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out


23. Commitment Schmittment (formerly titled     "Wedlock Schmedlock"


24. To Honor and Obey: Remembering the Small Print     Above "I Do"


25. Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House


26. Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive     Man?