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A little boy was playing in his sandbox when the little girl next door came up and asked if she  could play, too.  He said, "okay." 
Shortly he began  bragging, "I have a big fire engine." 
The girl  responded, "So, I have a fire engine too. See!"   
Only slightly put off he expressed, "I have a toy  tank!" 
She looked at it and quietly reached behind  the sand box and pulled out a toy M1 Tank and  said, "I have one, too." 
The young boy almost in  tears dropped his pants and says, "I have a penis!" 
The little girl looked down her pants and  burst into tears and ran home crying all the  way.   
The next day the lad is playing in his sand box  when the little girl approaches.  He says, "are  you back for more? I told you I have a penis and  you don't!" 
"Well," said the little girl, "my mom told me not to worry about it.  She said I  have one of these... and as long as I have one of  these, I can have as many of those as I want!"