FEMALE COMEBACKS - Men and women jokes

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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? 
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.   

Man: Is this seat empty? 
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.   

Man: Your place or mine? 
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.   

Man: So, what do you do for a living? 
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.   

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? 
Woman: Do not enter.   

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? 
Woman: Unfertilized.   

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. 
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Your body is like a temple. 
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.   

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. 
Woman: But would you stay there?