FLOWER BRIBES - Men and women jokes

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One Friday, two women were sitting and talking.  One woman looked up and saw her husband coming down the street with a bunch of  flowers in his hand. 

She rolled her eyes and said, "There comes the a**hole with flowers in his hand. Now he'll expect me to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air." 

Her friend promptly replied, "Don't you have a vase?"