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Her version:  Oh did I mention or did I not?  Well doesn't  matter now, I already started talking.  Jane came  over, while I was having a cup of coffee.  I  didn't even sugar the coffee.  By the way did you  notice that I lost 10 pounds?  No, you didn't  notice, you never notice.  Anyway she came over  and wore an ARTIFICIAL wig.  I mean isn't that  awful?  An ARTIFICIAL wig?  I mean her husband  could buy a real one with his money, but I didn't  say anything, it's none of my business.  I asked  her how much weight she lost and she said she lost  20 pounds.  Yeah, right, like I can see, I have eyes  you know.  Oh did I say why I asked her that?    Because we follow the same diet, and you don't  know that.  Well, anyway, we sat down and had a cup  of coffee.   
His version:  Jane came over for a cup of coffee.