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One morning, seventy-five  year old Marvin is reminded by his secretary that  it his wife's birthday. At lunch, Marvin  goes to the local mall and tries to find a gift  for her.  Upon passing a  lingerie store, Marvin realizes that his wife has  never bought any lingerie in her life. He gets the  idea to buy his wife something sexy to make her  feel good and young.  Marvin goes into the store and tells the clerk to  wrap up the most expensive, sheerest negligee she  has.
Marvin takes the gift and excitedly runs home  to his wife.  Upon finding her in the kitchen he tells her to  take the gift upstairs and unwrap it. He'll wait  in the kitchen. His wife thanks him and goes up to  the bedroom. 
Once the package is opened she realizes that this  is something she's never had before. She also sees  that it is so sheer it leaves nothing to the  imagination. She thinks for a moment and then  decides that she'll really surprise Marvin and go  downstairs without any clothes on at all.
So she  leaves the negligee on the bed and starts down the  stairs stark naked. She calls out, 'Marvin, come  out to the hallway and look.' 
Marvin walks out to the staircase, looks up at his  wife, and exclaims, 'All that money and they  didn't even iron it?!'