THE TIRED GENIE
This guy buys an old bottle at a yardsale. Upon polishing the bottle, a magical genie suddenly appears.
This guy buys an old bottle at a yardsale. Upon polishing the bottle, a magical genie suddenly appears.
The grateful genie exclaims, 'Thanks for letting me out of the bottle, I've been in there for a millenium. I'm pretty old and tired, but I think I've got one wish left.'
The owner of the bottle says, 'I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid to fly and I get sea sick, so build me a road.'
'I'm too old and sick to grant that wish, got any other ideas?' replied the genie.
'OK,' replied the guy, 'I've always wanted to understand how a woman thinks, to understand her inner-most thoughts.'
The genie replies, 'Two lanes or four?'