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TOP TEN PICK UP LINES WOMEN SHOULD USE
10.  Wanna come play on my slip and slide?

9.  If you were a naval captain, would you let me inspect your seamen?

8.  This bra is so tight its uncomfortable.

7.  You must know a good rain dance, cuz you're making me wet.

6.  Excuse me my lipstick rolled underneath your seat, mind if I get under you?

5.  I was thinking of volunteering at the fire department, could I practice sliding down your pole?

4.  How many licks does it take to get to the center of your tootsie pop?

3.  Stick it in!!

2.  Either I just spilled my drink in my lap or I'm really happy to see you.

1.  Your face reminds me of a La-Z –Boy, I could sit on it all day long!