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A guy goes over to his friend's house and knocks  on the door and his friend's wife answers.  “Is John home?” he asks. 

“No,  I'm sorry,” she says. “He's gone out to run a few errands.”

“Would you mind if I came in and waited for a few  minutes?” the guy asks.

So John's wife, who's wearing a robe, invites him inside.

“I can't help to notice  how beautiful your breasts look in that robe,” says John's friend.  “I  will pay you $100 if I could just see  them.”

The woman thinks it over for a moment and figures  why not, it is $100. She opens her robe exposing  her breasts as the man reaches for his  wallet, pulls out a $100 bill and throws it on the  table.

Shortly there after while drinking his  coffee he says, “Your breasts are so beautiful, can I suck on them. I will pay  you another $100 if you will let me.”

She once again thinks for a moment and thinks,  “What the hell,” opens her robe, and the man spends at least five minutes on each luscious breast.

He then opens his wallet, grabs another  $100, throws it on the table and says, “I can't  wait any longer, I must get going. Please tell  John I came by.”
About ten minutes pass and John comes home. His  wife meets him in the hall and says, “Your friend  came by, you just missed him, he left ten minutes  ago.”
John replies, “Did he drop off the $200 he  owes me?”