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A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags and he asks, "Where are you going?" he asked. 

"To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men who will pay me $400 to do what I do for you for  free!"

The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags.  "What do you think you are doing?" she screamed. 

"Going to Las Vegas with you... I want to see how  you'll live on $800 a year!"