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PARK POLITICS
A man is sitting on a bench in the park reading a newspaper. Suddenly he throws the paper onto the ground and yells, "All politicians are *ssholes."

A man sitting next to him in a finely pressed suit says, "I take offense to that!" 

The pissed-off guy asks him, "Why? Are you a politician?" 

"No," he replies, "I'm an *sshole."