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1101 - Cock O' The Walk - Animals
A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock. As... [read complete]
1102 - Broken Cage - Animals
What did the bird say after his cage broke? "Cheap, cheap!"
1103 - Pig in a Bar - Animals
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the b... [read complete]
1104 - Knock Knock... Roxanne - Animals
Knock Knock Who's there? Roxanne Roxanne who? ... [read complete]
1105 - The Birds and the Bees - Animals
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew... [read complete]
1106 - Cow Reflexes - Animals
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky!
1107 - Help. I Lost My Crippled Turtle. - Animals
Where do you find a turtle with no arms and no l... [read complete]
1108 - Rednecks' Dogs - Animals
Q: Why do rednecks' dogs have flat noses? A: F... [read complete]
1109 - Cross Breeding - Animals
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosuar with... [read complete]
1110 - How do you Catch a Squirrel? - Animals
Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb up a... [read complete]
1111 - Psychiatrist's Best Friend - Animals
A man walked into the office of the eminent psych... [read complete]
1112 - Pic & Sav - Animals
What did the little birdie say when he flew over ... [read complete]
1113 - Football Animals - Animals
During the Super Bowl, there was another football... [read complete]
1114 - Gorilla Language - Animals
A guy was standing in front of the gorilla cage a... [read complete]
1115 - Invisible Carrots - Animals
What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts!
1116 - Turtle Soup - Animals
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. ... [read complete]
1117 - Elephant Innuendo - Animals
Why does an elephant have four feet? Becaus... [read complete]
1118 - Monkey Programmers - Animals
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking ... [read complete]
1119 - The Housebroken Redneck - Animals
You might be a redneck if when you walk the dog y... [read complete]
1120 - My Dog Can Beat Up Your Dog - Animals
Once a man walked into a bar and sat down at a bo... [read complete]
1121 - Signs You're Too Fat For Your Pants - Insults
You've lost the feeling below your ankles. Whe... [read complete]
1122 - Slip Into Something More Comfortable - Insults
Why don't you slip into something comfortable…like a coma.
1123 - Yo Mama Road Sign - Insults
Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO!
1124 - Yo mama's So Poor - Insults
Yo mama is so poor, she goes to the 99 cent store... [read complete]
1125 - You So Stupid - Insults
You so stupid, you thought 401K was your mom's bra size!
1126 - You're So Poor...Trashcan - Insults
You're so poor that yesterday I saw your mother m... [read complete]
1127 - Yo mama's....Halloween - Insults
Yo Mama's so ugly, on halloween, she had to trick... [read complete]
1128 - You're So Ugly - Insults
You're so ugly, you have to get you hand drunk just to masturbate.
1129 - Yo Mama's So Fat... - Insults
Yo' mama's so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven!
1130 - Yo mama's So Ugly - Insults
Yo' mama so ugly, she had to get you drunk to breastfeed!
1131 - You So Poor - Insults
You so poor, last time you had a hot meal was when a rich man farted!
1132 - Yo mama's so dumb... battery - Insults
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her but... [read complete]
1133 - You're Like A... - Insults
You're just like a television -- even an old man can turn you on.
1134 - You're So Stupid - Insults
You're so stupid that when you hit rock bottom, you started to dig!
1135 - Yo mama's So Fat... Cereal - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard!
1136 - Yo mama's So Old - Insults
Yo' mama so old, she wears Air Moses!
1137 - Yo mama's so hairy... - Insults
Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of HER.
1138 - Yo Mama's So Fat... Nose Hair - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, she trims her nose hair with a weed whacker!
1139 - You So Horny - Insults
You so horny, last time you felt a breast was in a KFC bucket!
1140 - Yo Mama the Gourmet - Insults
Your mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat!
1141 - You're So Fat - Insults
You're so fat, you take up three pages of your family tree.
1142 - Yo mama's So Stupid - Insults
Yo' mama so stupid, she needs a recipe to make ice cubes!
1143 - You're So Poor - Insults
You're so poor you're always talking about the ti... [read complete]
1144 - Yo mama's So Fat - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, she has an echo in her belly button!
1145 - Yo Mama's so stupid... supermarket - Insults
Yo' mama so stupid, she got locked in a supermark... [read complete]
1146 - Yo Mama's So Small - Insults
Yo' mama so small, I can see her feet in her driver's license picture!
1147 - Yo Mama vs. Titanic - Insults
Q: What's the difference between yo' mama and the... [read complete]
1148 - Yo mama's so skinny... baseball - Insults
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat
1149 - You're So Dumb - Insults
You're so dumb, when you had a brainstorm it was just a drizzle.
1150 - P. Diddy I. D. - Insults
You're so stupid you thought Puff Daddy was a brand of cigarettes.
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