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11151 - Top 20 flight slogans - aviation jokes
1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you. 2. BadAir: ... [read complete]
11152 - Give a first class seat - aviation jokes
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the ... [read complete]
11153 - Nasa damage testing - aviation jokes
It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for... [read complete]
11154 - Plane's engine trouble - aviation jokes
While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked... [read complete]
11155 - Lawyers on the flight - aviation jokes
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin cre... [read complete]
11156 - Parachute knowledge - aviation jokes
A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling,... [read complete]
11157 - A blind pilot is flying? - aviation jokes
I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, ther... [read complete]
11158 - Don't be on this flight - aviation jokes
"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome ... [read complete]
11159 - World may be happy - aviation jokes
Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying abo... [read complete]
11160 - Are they blind pilots? - aviation jokes
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated... [read complete]
11161 - The blond on a plane - aviation jokes
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been o... [read complete]
11162 - Air Force One crash - aviation jokes
Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secr... [read complete]
11163 - Skydiving being blind - aviation jokes
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how th... [read complete]
11164 - Boarding from a gate - aviation jokes
At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding a... [read complete]
11165 - The Christmas airport - aviation jokes
It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was... [read complete]
11166 - Crashing in the ocean - aviation jokes
Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes ... [read complete]
11167 - Better not hear this - aviation jokes
1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to tak... [read complete]
11168 - The loss of an engine - aviation jokes
Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the fli... [read complete]
11169 - Bargain ticket offered - aviation jokes
USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their... [read complete]
11170 - A plane in the 1930s - aviation jokes
In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fas... [read complete]
11171 - The world's smartest? - aviation jokes
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were ... [read complete]
11172 - Fearful of the bombs - aviation jokes
Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives... [read complete]
11173 - Flight announcements - aviation jokes
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety... [read complete]
11174 - Airlines using an OS - aviation jokes
Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had differen... [read complete]
11175 - An emergency landing - aviation jokes
According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibrat... [read complete]
11176 - Scary organization - aviation jokes
The most dangerous organization in America today is: a) The KKK b) The American Nazi Party c) The Delta Frequent Flyer Club
11177 - Story of my friend - aviation jokes
I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said "Hi Jack." He shot me.
11178 - Dream flying planes - aviation jokes
Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been marrie... [read complete]
11179 - Blonde goes flying - aviation jokes
A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. A... [read complete]
11180 - A Skydiving lesson - aviation jokes
All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydi... [read complete]
11181 - A no-frills airline - aviation jokes
You'll Know It's a No-Frills Airline If: They don't sell tickets, they sell ... [read complete]
11182 - Training the blonde - aviation jokes
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The r... [read complete]
11183 - Teaching the child - aviation jokes
As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-yea... [read complete]
11184 - Airplane maintenance - aviation jokes
"Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance cr... [read complete]
11185 - International airline - aviation jokes
Acronyms for International Airlines Italy ALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, ... [read complete]
11186 - Looking to buy a frog? - bar jokes
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good t... [read complete]
11187 - Who is able to say it? - bar jokes
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink ... [read complete]
11188 - Returning home drunk - bar jokes
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is ob... [read complete]
11189 - I didn't get any money - bar jokes
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching th... [read complete]
11190 - I thought you were her - bar jokes
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the onl... [read complete]
11191 - Making a bet at a bar - bar jokes
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the n... [read complete]
11192 - A nun arrives at a bar - bar jokes
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and gen... [read complete]
11193 - New alcohol warnings - bar jokes
The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all ... [read complete]
11194 - Allow drinking at work - bar jokes
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If ... [read complete]
11195 - A neutron enters a bar - bar jokes
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly... [read complete]
11196 - Magical dancing duck - bar jokes
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watchi... [read complete]
11197 - A man drinks too fast - bar jokes
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at hi... [read complete]
11198 - A bet made at the bar - bar jokes
A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and ... [read complete]
11199 - What causes arthritis? - bar jokes
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest... [read complete]
11200 - An Irishman's customs - bar jokes
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and si... [read complete]
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