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11201 - No dogs allowed here - bar jokes
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink.... [read complete]
11202 - A very very short man - bar jokes
A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender sa... [read complete]
11203 - I'm only trying to help - bar jokes
A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk... [read complete]
11204 - Stopped by the police - bar jokes
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got p... [read complete]
11205 - Seal visits a local bar - bar jokes
A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender ask... [read complete]
11206 - Taking the ferry home - bar jokes
John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had t... [read complete]
11207 - Female hormone beer - bar jokes
Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small ... [read complete]
11208 - A very depressed man - bar jokes
There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that ... [read complete]
11209 - I'm on the wrong bus - bar jokes
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits... [read complete]
11210 - Vampires go to a bar - bar jokes
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes ov... [read complete]
11211 - Will your dog bite me? - bar jokes
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "D... [read complete]
11212 - A golf club is in a bar - bar jokes
A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. Th... [read complete]
11213 - I am afraid of tarmac - bar jokes
A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself... [read complete]
11214 - I don't owe any money - bar jokes
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy an... [read complete]
11215 - A brain goes to a bar - bar jokes
A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please." The bar... [read complete]
11216 - The wife is not speaking - bar jokes
One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then ... [read complete]
11217 - If she went out with me - bar jokes
A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit sc... [read complete]
11218 - Who gave those to you? - bar jokes
A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen... [read complete]
11219 - Drinks are on the house - bar jokes
One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Dri... [read complete]
11220 - A pill that helps you fly - bar jokes
A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a ... [read complete]
11221 - Drink fault-finding guide - bar jokes
A solution to all of your drinking troubles Symptom: Drinking fails to give s... [read complete]
11222 - Unsure if they really paid - bar jokes
A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the barten... [read complete]
11223 - Driving while very drunk - bar jokes
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and w... [read complete]
11224 - Imagining he sees things - bar jokes
The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the sid... [read complete]
11225 - A prayer relating to beer - bar jokes
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hollowed be thy drink. I will be drunk, At h... [read complete]
11226 - Tried to prove something - bar jokes
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, t... [read complete]
11227 - A pirate at the local bar - bar jokes
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the s... [read complete]
11228 - A monkey goes to a bar - bar jokes
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it ... [read complete]
11229 - The official drinking test - bar jokes
This simple five question test will help determine how drunk you really are. ... [read complete]
11230 - Signs that you're drunk - bar jokes
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth. 9. Mos... [read complete]
11231 - A drunk orders a beer - bar jokes
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers ... [read complete]
11232 - Insulting drunks at a bar - bar jokes
A construction worker walks into a bar. He's a rather large, menacing guy. He... [read complete]
11233 - Who keeps saying that? - bar jokes
A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his b... [read complete]
11234 - Someone stole from me - bar jokes
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've st... [read complete]
11235 - Trying a nicer approach - bar jokes
Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the ... [read complete]
11236 - Bad luck trying to hide - bar jokes
A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of t... [read complete]
11237 - I bet you were drinking - bar jokes
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until ... [read complete]
11238 - A girlfriend is in the car - bar jokes
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something abou... [read complete]
11239 - I bet I can bite my eyes - bar jokes
A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The barten... [read complete]
11240 - I only ordered a double - bar jokes
I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.
11241 - I know when I'm drunk - bar jokes
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pock... [read complete]
11242 - They walked into a bar - bar jokes
Two men walked into a bar. You would think at least one of them would have ducked.
11243 - Some yogurt visits a bar - bar jokes
Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottag... [read complete]
11244 - Common traits in drunks - bar jokes
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy ... [read complete]
11245 - Number twelve at a bar - bar jokes
A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. "Sor... [read complete]
11246 - Question and answer - blind jokes
Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
11247 - A blind man in a store - blind jokes
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he p... [read complete]
11248 - Skydiving as a blind - blind jokes
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how th... [read complete]
11249 - No dogs allowed here - blind jokes
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink.... [read complete]
11250 - Are these pilots blind? - blind jokes
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seat... [read complete]
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