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11301 - Business one-liners 19 - business jokes
Common sense is not so common. Common sense is the most evenly distributed qu... [read complete]
11302 - Business one-liners 20 - business jokes
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. Cop-out number 1. You should ... [read complete]
11303 - Business one-liners 21 - business jokes
Democracy is that form of government where everybody gets what the majority d... [read complete]
11304 - Business one-liners 22 - business jokes
Don't bite the hand that has your paycheck in it. Don't blame me; nobody aske... [read complete]
11305 - Business one-liners 23 - business jokes
Don't stop to stomp on ants when the elephants are stampeding. Don't try to h... [read complete]
11306 - Business one-liners 24 - business jokes
Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average. Enough ... [read complete]
11307 - Business one-liners 25 - business jokes
Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another beer. Ever... [read complete]
11308 - Business one-liners 26 - business jokes
Everything is always done for the wrong reasons. Everything put together soon... [read complete]
11309 - Business one-liners 27 - business jokes
Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment. Other people's tools... [read complete]
11310 - Business one-liners 28 - business jokes
People who complain about the way the ball bounces usually dropped it. People... [read complete]
11311 - Business one-liners 29 - business jokes
Persons disagreeing with your facts are always emotional and employ faulty re... [read complete]
11312 - Business one-liners 30 - business jokes
Programming errors which would normally require one day to find will take fiv... [read complete]
11313 - Business one-liners 31 - business jokes
Real programmers don't grumble about the disadvantages of Fortran when they d... [read complete]
11314 - Business one-liners 32 - business jokes
Seisline prayer: O Lord, grant that we may always be right, for thou knowest ... [read complete]
11315 - Business one-liners 33 - business jokes
Some of it plus the rest of it is all of it. Some see things as they are and ... [read complete]
11316 - Business one-liners 34 - business jokes
Success is the active process of making your dreams real and inspiring others... [read complete]
11317 - Business one-liners 35 - business jokes
The "think positive" leader tends to listen to his subordinate's premonitions... [read complete]
11318 - Business one-liners 36 - business jokes
The bigger they are, the harder they hit. The book you spent $20.95 for today... [read complete]
11319 - Business one-liners 37 - business jokes
The crucial memorandum will be snared in the out-basket. The deadline is one ... [read complete]
11320 - Business one-liners 38 - business jokes
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replaceme... [read complete]
11321 - Business one-liners 39 - business jokes
The first time is for love, the next time is $200. The floggings will continu... [read complete]
11322 - Business one-liners 40 - business jokes
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train. The ... [read complete]
11323 - Business one-liners 41 - business jokes
The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you... [read complete]
11324 - Business one-liners 42 - business jokes
The obscure we see eventually; the completely apparent takes a little longer.... [read complete]
11325 - Business one-liners 43 - business jokes
The only sense that is common in the long run is the sense of change. We inst... [read complete]
11326 - Business one-liners 44 - business jokes
The ratio of time involved in work to time available for work is usually abou... [read complete]
11327 - Business one-liners 45 - business jokes
The success of any venture will be helped by prayer, even in the wrong denomi... [read complete]
11328 - Business one-liners 46 - business jokes
The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output. The workb... [read complete]
11329 - Business one-liners 47 - business jokes
There are two things on earth that are universal: hydrogen and stupidity. The... [read complete]
11330 - Business one-liners 48 - business jokes
There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrnog. There is no job so si... [read complete]
11331 - Business one-liners 49 - business jokes
Acheson's Rule Of The Bureaucracy: A memorandum is written not to inform the ... [read complete]
11332 - Business one-liners 50 - business jokes
Approval Seeker's Law: Those whose approval you seek the most give you the le... [read complete]
11333 - Business one-liners 51 - business jokes
Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it, get a larger hammer. Anthony's Law of... [read complete]
11334 - Business one-liners 52 - business jokes
Berra's Law: You can observe a lot just by watching. - Yogi Berra Bierman's L... [read complete]
11335 - Business one-liners 53 - business jokes
Boucher's Observation: He who blows his own horn always plays the music sever... [read complete]
11336 - Business one-liners 54 - business jokes
Bureau Termination, Law of: When a government bureau is scheduled to be phase... [read complete]
11337 - Business one-liners 55 - business jokes
Exceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget. Excuses are like bodies; eve... [read complete]
11338 - Business one-liners 56 - business jokes
Familiarity breeds attempt. Familiarity breeds children. Far-away talent alwa... [read complete]
11339 - Business one-liners 57 - business jokes
For every problem, there is a neat, plain solution...and it is always wrong. ... [read complete]
11340 - Business one-liners 58 - business jokes
Given a bad start, trouble will increase at an exponential rate. Glory may be... [read complete]
11341 - Business one-liners 59 - business jokes
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. Hard work never killed ... [read complete]
11342 - Business one-liners 60 - business jokes
He who shouts the loudest has the floor. He who walks in another's tracks lea... [read complete]
11343 - Business one-liners 61 - business jokes
I knocked several times, but you weren't in. - Opportunity I once worked as ... [read complete]
11344 - Business one-liners 62 - business jokes
If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points. If all you h... [read complete]
11345 - Business one-liners 63 - business jokes
If at first you don't succeed, give up. No use being a stupid fool. If at fir... [read complete]
11346 - Business one-liners 64 - business jokes
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the firs... [read complete]
11347 - Business one-liners 65 - business jokes
If ignorance is bliss, most of us must be orgasmic. If it can be borrowed and... [read complete]
11348 - Business one-liners 66 - business jokes
If it looks too good to be true, it is too good to be true. If it says "one s... [read complete]
11349 - Business one-liners 67 - business jokes
If opportunity came disguised as temptation, one knock would be enough. If pe... [read complete]
11350 - Business one-liners 68 - business jokes
If the slightest probability for an unpleasant event to happen exists, the ev... [read complete]
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