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1151 - Yo mama's So Fat - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, when she jumps off the high dive... [read complete]
1152 - Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, she wears two watches -- one for each timezone!
1153 - You're So Poor - Insults
You're so poor you had to fart in your pocket to make a scent.
1154 - Yo mama's So Old - Insults
Yo' mama so old, she farts dust!
1155 - Yo Mama's So Fat... Smokes - Insults
Yo mama's so fat, after sex she smokes ham.
1156 - Yo mama's So Stupid - Insults
Yo' mama so stupid, she saw that a movie was Unde... [read complete]
1157 - You Are So Poor - Insults
You are so poor, you were kicking a coke bottle d... [read complete]
1158 - Your Parents Messed Up - Insults
Learn from your parents' mistakes -- use birth control.
1159 - Doorknob - Insults
You're just like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.
1160 - Yo mama's So Ugly - Insults
Yo' mama so ugly, your family portraits hang themselves!
1161 - Yo mama's So Fat - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, she falls out of bed on both sides!
1162 - Yo mama's So Fat - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, the president declared her the 51st state!
1163 - You're So Ugly... Doctor 2 - Insults
You're so ugly that when you were born, the docto... [read complete]
1164 - Yo mama's So Old - Insults
Yo' mama so old, her birth certificate expired!
1165 - Yo mama's So Fat - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, the tag on her dress reads: "Mad... [read complete]
1166 - Personal Inaccuracy - Insults
Your aim is so bad that you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
1167 - Santa Schnap... - Insults
You're so ugly, you had to wear a paper sack to visit the mall Santa!
1168 - You so stupid, you tried to... - Insults
You so stupid, you tried to tape glue.
1169 - Ford Cars -vs- Golf Balls - Insults
What's the difference between a Ford and a golf b... [read complete]
1170 - Yo mama's Teeth Are so Crooked... - Insults
Yo' mama's teeth are so crooked, each tooth has a... [read complete]
1171 - Butts - Insults
I've seen better looking butts in an ash tray
1172 - Yo mama's So Stupid - Insults
Yo' mama so stupid, she put the air conditioner i... [read complete]
1173 - Yo mama's so fat... two buses - Insults
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
1174 - You're So Fat...Himalayas - Insults
You're so fat, mountain climbers climb the Himala... [read complete]
1175 - Yo mama's...Plane - Insults
Yo mama sooooooo fat that I had to take a plane, ... [read complete]
1176 - You're Like a... - Insults
You're just like a telephone -- even a three-year-old can pick you up.
1177 - Yo mama's So Stupid - Insults
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique sh... [read complete]
1178 - Yo mama's So Fat - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, that when you tell her to haul a... [read complete]
1179 - A Hole in the Head - Insults
Why does a man's penis have a hole in it? So he... [read complete]
1180 - Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams - Insults
Yo' mama so old, her dreams are in black and white!
1181 - Yo Mama's So Skinny - Insults
Yo Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
1182 - You're So Stupid - Insults
You're so stupid, you asked for a price check at the 99-cents store.
1183 - Yo Mama's So Short... Run - Insults
Yo mama is so short, that she can run track around the toilet!
1184 - You're So Skinny - Insults
You're so skinny that you use dental floss as toilet paper.
1185 - You're So Poor... - Insults
You're so poor that when I went to your house and... [read complete]
1186 - Yo mama's So Old - Insults
Yo' mama so old, that when she was born, the Dead... [read complete]
1187 - You're So Ugly - Insults
If ugliness were bricks, you'd have enough to bui... [read complete]
1188 - Yo mama's So Ugly - Insults
Yo' mama so ugly, a scientist put her face next a... [read complete]
1189 - You're So Short - Insults
You're so short, you could play racquetball on the curb.
1190 - Your Daddy...Head So Big - Insults
Your Daddy's head so big he had to get baptized in the Pacific Ocean.
1191 - Ape Face - Insults
Last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
1192 - Yo mama's So Poor - Insults
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
1193 - Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow... - Insults
Yo' mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
1194 - Yo mama's So Poor - Insults
Yo' mama so poor, she can't even pay attention!
1195 - You're So Dumb - Insults
You're so dumb, you tried to commit suicide by ju... [read complete]
1196 - You're So Poor - Insults
You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go... [read complete]
1197 - Urinalotta Trouble - Insults
Above the urinal, written on the wall: Why are... [read complete]
1198 - You So Smelly - Insults
You so smelly, when you walk by, trash plugs its nose!
1199 - Pickmeup - Insults
I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
1200 - You're So Fat... Bleed - Insults
You're so fat that you bleed chocolate milk.
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