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11501 - Real software engineers - computer jokes
Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don't read dumps... [read complete]
11502 - Operating system beers - computer jokes
DOS Beer -- Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read... [read complete]
11503 - Answer to Y2K worries - computer jokes
The government's system administration team, working with computer manufactur... [read complete]
11504 - Guide to computer lingo - computer jokes
Log on - Adding a log to your wood stove Log off - Don't add a log to your wo... [read complete]
11505 - Dr. Seuss technical writer - computer jokes
What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what h... [read complete]
11506 - Signs your computer is bad - computer jokes
10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it. 9. It's celeb... [read complete]
11507 - Cause problems in labs - computer jokes
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh... [read complete]
11508 - Windows rejection song - computer jokes
sung to the tune of The Rainbow Connection by Kermit Frog Why are there so m... [read complete]
11509 - The Programmer's cheer - computer jokes
Shift to the left, shift to the right! Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
11510 - MS TV dinner instructions - computer jokes
You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and ... [read complete]
11511 - I have a Microsft waiter - computer jokes
Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter.... [read complete]
11512 - The technical geek test - computer jokes
Are you a tehcnical geek? Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical... [read complete]
11513 - New line of MS products - computer jokes
Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bi... [read complete]
11514 - Computer history of world - computer jokes
In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created... [read complete]
11515 - Life cycle of software - computer jokes
The Life Cycle of Software Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.... [read complete]
11516 - Computer acronyms list - computer jokes
Humorous Computer-Related Acronyms IBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idi... [read complete]
11517 - What movies teach us - computer jokes
COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS: As depicted in movies, Word processors never display... [read complete]
11518 - Internet can get worse - computer jokes
Top ten ways the Internet could get worse 10. Rigorous user screening process... [read complete]
11519 - If Microsoft built cars - computer jokes
Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars: 1. A Particul... [read complete]
11520 - Computer problem report - computer jokes
Computer Problem Report Form 1. Describe your problem: ____________________... [read complete]
11521 - Customer support logs - computer jokes
Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall co... [read complete]
11522 - Write your code in C - computer jokes
WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be") When I find my code in tons of... [read complete]
11523 - Ode to spell checkers - computer jokes
ODE TO A SPELL CHECKER by Jerrold H Zar I have a spelling checker. It came ... [read complete]
11524 - Graphics work too much - computer jokes
You've been in graphics too long if... by Chris Thornborrow Most of your fri... [read complete]
11525 - Bought a bad computer - computer jokes
Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad Computer Lower corner of screen has the words... [read complete]
11526 - Internet addictions - computer jokes
Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD) As the incidence and prevalence of Internet... [read complete]
11527 - Ethical software group - computer jokes
SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO "WATCH LIST" New York, NJ, Nov. 11 -- Peopl... [read complete]
11528 - Internet highway blues - computer jokes
The Information Highway Blues My baby's got my 486. My cellular phone's on t... [read complete]
11529 - The computer prayer - computer jokes
Our Morning Prayer . . . Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by name... [read complete]
11530 - Surfing the Internet - computer jokes
Surfin' the Net So I think I'm in the clear the boss is no where in sight I l... [read complete]
11531 - User song and music - computer jokes
User (To the tune of Beck's "Loser") In the day of sysop nerds I was a flunk... [read complete]
11532 - Night before Christmas - computer jokes
The Night Before Christmas A festive holiday poem by Hugh Drumm & Vincent Amb... [read complete]
11533 - Gender and computers - computer jokes
Gender and Computers Top nine reasons computers must be male: They have a lo... [read complete]
11534 - Definition of Windows - computer jokes
Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95 Windows95: n. 32 bit extensio... [read complete]
11535 - The power of shifting - computer jokes
Unleash the Power of Shift! Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does... [read complete]
11536 - 100 Buckets of Bits - computer jokes
100 Buckets of Bits 100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits Tak... [read complete]
11537 - AOL addiction poem - computer jokes
My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really yea... [read complete]
11538 - Microsoft versus GM - computer jokes
Microsoft vs. GM At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly co... [read complete]
11539 - Trouble sleeping - crazy jokes
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the p... [read complete]
11540 - Low self-esteem - crazy jokes
A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the a... [read complete]
11541 - Loud, mad, or sad - crazy jokes
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and wa... [read complete]
11542 - I often feel guilty - crazy jokes
Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist... [read complete]
11543 - Better relationship - crazy jokes
A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've g... [read complete]
11544 - Emotional extremes - crazy jokes
The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extr... [read complete]
11545 - Doctors meeting - crazy jokes
A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to... [read complete]
11546 - Ugly person illness - crazy jokes
A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely pers... [read complete]
11547 - Scared sleeping - crazy jokes
Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time ... [read complete]
11548 - Promoting an office - crazy jokes
A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch... [read complete]
11549 - Crazy people talk - crazy jokes
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a ... [read complete]
11550 - Solving a problem - crazy jokes
A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring... [read complete]
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