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11551 - Letter to a shrink - crazy jokes
Dear Shrink, It haunted me for days, weeks, months, years. I couldn't sleep ... [read complete]
11552 - Finish the start - crazy jokes
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I ... [read complete]
11553 - Feel better now - crazy jokes
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do ... [read complete]
11554 - Psychiatrist phone - crazy jokes
Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline If you are obsessive-compulsive, pl... [read complete]
11555 - What is the time? - crazy jokes
A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an importa... [read complete]
11556 - A mental hospital - crazy jokes
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another... [read complete]
11557 - Upset is unhealthy - crazy jokes
The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too... [read complete]
11558 - Fixing an ailment - crazy jokes
In Ireland there is a mental institution that every year picks two of it's mo... [read complete]
11559 - You are a chicken - crazy jokes
A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife th... [read complete]
11560 - Passing an exam - crazy jokes
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by th... [read complete]
11561 - Too much analysis - crazy jokes
Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall. One turned to the other and said,... [read complete]
11562 - Interviewing crazy - crazy jokes
A man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have imp... [read complete]
11563 - Alabama - dumb laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
11564 - Alaska - dumb laws
Alaska's More Important Laws In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
11565 - Arizona - dumb laws
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed ... [read complete]
11566 - Arkansas - dumb laws
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. A law provi... [read complete]
11567 - California - dumb laws
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicl... [read complete]
11568 - Colorado - dumb laws
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
11569 - Connecticut - dumb laws
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. In order... [read complete]
11570 - Delaware - dumb laws
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink. Lewes
11571 - Florida - dumb laws
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to shower naked.
11572 - Georgia - dumb laws
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state... [read complete]
11573 - Hawaii - dumb laws
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears. All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
11574 - Idaho - dumb laws
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. Illegal for a man ... [read complete]
11575 - Illinois - dumb laws
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy i... [read complete]
11576 - Iowa - dumb laws
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without... [read complete]
11577 - Kansas - dumb laws
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other h... [read complete]
11578 - Kentucky - dumb laws
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess... [read complete]
11579 - Louisiana - dumb laws
It is illegal to gargle in public places. It is illegal to rob a bank and th... [read complete]
11580 - Maine - dumb laws
Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American... [read complete]
11581 - Maryland - dumb laws
Thistles may not grow in one's yard. Baltimore No person who is a "tramp" or... [read complete]
11582 - Massachusetts - dumb laws
Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes. Taxi drivers are p... [read complete]
11583 - Michigan - dumb laws
You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan. I... [read complete]
11584 - Minnesota - dumb laws
Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head. All bathtubs ... [read complete]
11585 - Mississippi - dumb laws
Vagrancy is punishable by either 30 days in prison or a $201 fine. -Sec. 97-35-37 Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging.
11586 - Missouri - dumb laws
It is not illegal to speed. (Repealed) Buckner In this small town of only 4... [read complete]
11587 - Montana - dumb laws
It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone. ... [read complete]
11588 - Nebraska - dumb laws
It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state licens... [read complete]
11589 - Nevada - dumb laws
It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property. It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
11590 - New Hampshire - dumb laws
It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach. It is considered an offense to check into a hotel under an assumed name.
11591 - New Jersey - dumb laws
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season. You may not slurp your soup.
11592 - New Mexico - dumb laws
State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut f... [read complete]
11593 - New York - dumb laws
The penalty for jumping off a building is death. Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.
11594 - North Carolina - dumb laws
All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds th... [read complete]
11595 - North Dakota - dumb laws
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. It is legal to... [read complete]
11596 - Ohio - dumb laws
It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance. Owners of tigers must... [read complete]
11597 - Oklahoma - dumb laws
It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots. Dogs must... [read complete]
11598 - Oregon - dumb laws
Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing. Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.
11599 - Pennsylvania - dumb laws
No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are ... [read complete]
11600 - Rhode Island - dumb laws
It is illegal to challenge someone to a duel, or accept a duel, even it it is... [read complete]
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