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12251 - Why ask why 04 - funny one liners
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container? If you throw a ca... [read complete]
12252 - Why ask why 05 - funny one liners
Is it possible to be totally partial? What's another word for thesaurus? What... [read complete]
12253 - Why ask why 06 - funny one liners
Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Can you be a closet claustrophobi... [read complete]
12254 - News headlines 01 - funny one liners
Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees Farmer Bill Dies in House Police Begin C... [read complete]
12255 - News headlines 02 - funny one liners
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Eye Drops off Shelf Teacher St... [read complete]
12256 - News headlines 03 - funny one liners
Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter Two Soviet Ships Coll... [read complete]
12257 - News headlines 04 - funny one liners
Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing New Vaccine May Contain Rabies Deaf College Open... [read complete]
12258 - News headlines 05 - funny one liners
Steals Clock, Faces Time Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Man Struck by L... [read complete]
12259 - Business one-liners 01 - funny one liners
A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to... [read complete]
12260 - Business one-liners 02 - funny one liners
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle A c... [read complete]
12261 - Business one-liners 03 - funny one liners
A day without sunshine is like night. A disagreeable task is its own reward. ... [read complete]
12262 - Business one-liners 04 - funny one liners
A good scapegoat is hard to find. A good slogan can stop analysis for fifty y... [read complete]
12263 - Business one-liners 05 - funny one liners
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer. ... [read complete]
12264 - Business one-liners 06 - funny one liners
A stagnant science is at a standstill. A theory is better than its explanatio... [read complete]
12265 - Business one-liners 07 - funny one liners
After all is said and done, usually more is said than done. After any unit ha... [read complete]
12266 - Business one-liners 08 - funny one liners
All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy. All inanima... [read complete]
12267 - Business one-liners 09 - funny one liners
All warranties expire upon payment of invoice. All work and no play, will mak... [read complete]
12268 - Business one-liners 10 - funny one liners
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. An executiv... [read complete]
12269 - Business one-liners 11 - funny one liners
Any change looks terrible at first. Any error in any calculation will be in t... [read complete]
12270 - Business one-liners 12 - funny one liners
Any minimum criteria set will be the maximum value used. Any producing entity... [read complete]
12271 - Business one-liners 13 - funny one liners
Any wire cut to length will be too short. Anybody can win, unless there happe... [read complete]
12272 - Business one-liners 14 - funny one liners
Anything is possible, but nothing is easy. Anything labeled "New" and/or "Imp... [read complete]
12273 - Business one-liners 15 - funny one liners
As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse. As they say in Beirut... [read complete]
12274 - Business one-liners 16 - funny one liners
Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes clear to the bone. Before you give a coll... [read complete]
12275 - Business one-liners 17 - funny one liners
Beware the fury of a patient man. - John Dryden Beware the man of one book. -... [read complete]
12276 - Business one-liners 18 - funny one liners
By the time you can make ends meet, they've moved the ends. By the time you h... [read complete]
12277 - Business one-liners 19 - funny one liners
Common sense is not so common. Common sense is the most evenly distributed qu... [read complete]
12278 - Business one-liners 20 - funny one liners
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. Cop-out number 1. You should ... [read complete]
12279 - Business one-liners 21 - funny one liners
Democracy is that form of government where everybody gets what the majority d... [read complete]
12280 - Business one-liners 22 - funny one liners
Don't bite the hand that has your paycheck in it. Don't blame me; nobody aske... [read complete]
12281 - Business one-liners 23 - funny one liners
Don't stop to stomp on ants when the elephants are stampeding. Don't try to h... [read complete]
12282 - Business one-liners 24 - funny one liners
Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average. Enough ... [read complete]
12283 - Business one-liners 25 - funny one liners
Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another beer. Ever... [read complete]
12284 - Business one-liners 26 - funny one liners
Everything is always done for the wrong reasons. Everything put together soon... [read complete]
12285 - Business one-liners 27 - funny one liners
Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment. Other people's tools... [read complete]
12286 - Business one-liners 28 - funny one liners
People who complain about the way the ball bounces usually dropped it. People... [read complete]
12287 - Business one-liners 29 - funny one liners
Persons disagreeing with your facts are always emotional and employ faulty re... [read complete]
12288 - Business one-liners 30 - funny one liners
Programming errors which would normally require one day to find will take fiv... [read complete]
12289 - Business one-liners 31 - funny one liners
Real programmers don't grumble about the disadvantages of Fortran when they d... [read complete]
12290 - Business one-liners 32 - funny one liners
Seisline prayer: O Lord, grant that we may always be right, for thou knowest ... [read complete]
12291 - Business one-liners 33 - funny one liners
Some of it plus the rest of it is all of it. Some see things as they are and ... [read complete]
12292 - Business one-liners 34 - funny one liners
Success is the active process of making your dreams real and inspiring others... [read complete]
12293 - Business one-liners 35 - funny one liners
The "think positive" leader tends to listen to his subordinate's premonitions... [read complete]
12294 - Business one-liners 36 - funny one liners
The bigger they are, the harder they hit. The book you spent $20.95 for today... [read complete]
12295 - Business one-liners 37 - funny one liners
The crucial memorandum will be snared in the out-basket. The deadline is one ... [read complete]
12296 - Business one-liners 38 - funny one liners
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replaceme... [read complete]
12297 - Business one-liners 39 - funny one liners
The first time is for love, the next time is $200. The floggings will continu... [read complete]
12298 - Business one-liners 40 - funny one liners
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train. The ... [read complete]
12299 - Business one-liners 41 - funny one liners
The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you... [read complete]
12300 - Business one-liners 42 - funny one liners
The obscure we see eventually; the completely apparent takes a little longer.... [read complete]
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