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12701 - Lawyers on a flight - lawyer jokes
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin cre... [read complete]
12702 - Who are you talking to? - lawyer jokes
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attac... [read complete]
12703 - How's business doing? - lawyer jokes
Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night. "How's business?" asked t... [read complete]
12704 - What job does he have? - lawyer jokes
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a livin... [read complete]
12705 - The oldest profession - lawyer jokes
A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belo... [read complete]
12706 - Very impressive attorney - lawyer jokes
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress... [read complete]
12707 - It's your wife's name? - lawyer jokes
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for adm... [read complete]
12708 - New space photography - lawyer jokes
The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space... [read complete]
12709 - Giving advice at parties - lawyer jokes
A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was app... [read complete]
12710 - Taking wealth with him - lawyer jokes
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that woul... [read complete]
12711 - When he stops drinking - lawyer jokes
A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double sc... [read complete]
12712 - A very fair payment - lawyer jokes
An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown... [read complete]
12713 - Break into legal club - lawyer jokes
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions ... [read complete]
12714 - How much you want? - lawyer jokes
An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position ... [read complete]
12715 - Were you arrested? - lawyer jokes
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Hav... [read complete]
12716 - Who owns the cows? - lawyer jokes
After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considerin... [read complete]
12717 - How can I thank you? - lawyer jokes
"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had s... [read complete]
12718 - Leave money for dead - lawyer jokes
A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin... [read complete]
12719 - Want to appeal a case - lawyer jokes
Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly disco... [read complete]
12720 - Q & A lawyer humor - lawyer jokes
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope. Q: Do you know ho... [read complete]
12721 - Question and answer - lawyer jokes
Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A. A vampire only su... [read complete]
12722 - Question and answer - lawyer jokes
Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Just two, all the rest are true. Q: W... [read complete]
12723 - Question and answer - lawyer jokes
Q: What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in wet cement? A: Not ... [read complete]
12724 - Question and answer - lawyer jokes
Q: When attorneys die, why do they bury them 600 feet underground? A: Because... [read complete]
12725 - Question and answer - lawyer jokes
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? A: Lawyers accumulat... [read complete]
12726 - Question and answer - lawyer jokes
Q: How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? A: Never enough. Q: H... [read complete]
12727 - Question and answer - lawyer jokes
Q: How can you tell a lawyer is lying? A: Other lawyers look interested. Q: ... [read complete]
12728 - Q & A attorney jokes - lawyer jokes
Q: What do you get if you put 100 lawyers in your basement? A: A whine cellar... [read complete]
12729 - Arguing effectively - lawyer jokes
How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends.... [read complete]
12730 - From another planet - lawyer jokes
NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo's Costume MEMPHIS, Tenn. ... [read complete]
12731 - Japan is in trouble - lawyer jokes
Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan's well... [read complete]
12732 - What should they get? - lawyer jokes
Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of h... [read complete]
12733 - Ask your question - lawyer jokes
One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify. A severe, ... [read complete]
12734 - Who handles cases? - lawyer jokes
Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis an... [read complete]
12735 - Tell the whole truth - lawyer jokes
`You seem to be in some distress,' said the kindly judge to the witness. `Is ... [read complete]
12736 - Get away with murder - lawyer jokes
Two prisoners are talking about their crimes: George: "I robbed a bank, and t... [read complete]
12737 - Seashore with family - lawyer jokes
A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spott... [read complete]
12738 - Steal from lawyers - lawyer jokes
Jack and Mugs, two second-story men from Flatbush, were comparing notes on re... [read complete]
12739 - Newest horror movie - lawyer jokes
Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear?" It's about a deran... [read complete]
12740 - Short legal laughs - lawyer jokes
What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers? 1. How much mone... [read complete]
12741 - Tell the whole truth - lawyer jokes
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defens... [read complete]
12742 - Give him an orange - lawyer jokes
One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better stude... [read complete]
12743 - Offer legal advice - lawyer jokes
Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court... [read complete]
12744 - Helping a criminal - lawyer jokes
When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets... [read complete]
12745 - Big ethical dilemma - lawyer jokes
Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charge... [read complete]
12746 - A cold winter night - lawyer jokes
Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when ... [read complete]
12747 - Drinking too much - lawyer jokes
A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered a double s... [read complete]
12748 - Who would steal? - lawyer jokes
The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them ju... [read complete]
12749 - Light bulb lawyers - lawyer jokes
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A0: Three; one to do... [read complete]
12750 - Stupid attorneys - lawyer jokes
A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith. "I locked my keys in my ... [read complete]
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