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12751 - Fight to win a case - lawyer jokes
A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a ... [read complete]
A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a ... [read complete]
12752 - Legal quotes & quips - lawyer jokes
When there are too many policemen, there can be no liberty; When there are to... [read complete]
When there are too many policemen, there can be no liberty; When there are to... [read complete]
12753 - Introduce lawyers - lawyer jokes
"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent. "And you're a liar!"... [read complete]
"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent. "And you're a liar!"... [read complete]
12754 - Lawyers on a jury - lawyer jokes
A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten... [read complete]
A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten... [read complete]
12755 - Talk to the judge - lawyer jokes
A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numer... [read complete]
A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numer... [read complete]
12756 - Unfit words to hear - lawyer jokes
A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repe... [read complete]
A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repe... [read complete]
12757 - History of lawyers - lawyer jokes
Why God Created Lawyers Satan was complaining bitterly to God, "You made the ... [read complete]
Why God Created Lawyers Satan was complaining bitterly to God, "You made the ... [read complete]
12758 - Keep that a secret - lawyer jokes
After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious st... [read complete]
After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious st... [read complete]
12759 - Halls of Justice - lawyer jokes
A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn't start. He called a taxi, an... [read complete]
A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn't start. He called a taxi, an... [read complete]
12760 - You're a lawyer if - lawyer jokes
You Might Be A Lawyer If.... You are charging someone for reading these jokes... [read complete]
You Might Be A Lawyer If.... You are charging someone for reading these jokes... [read complete]
12761 - Demise of a partner - lawyer jokes
One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law fi... [read complete]
One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law fi... [read complete]
12762 - Learning a lesson - lawyer jokes
A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps. Afte... [read complete]
A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps. Afte... [read complete]
12763 - Merry Christmas law - lawyer jokes
Merry Christmas in Legal Terms Please accept without obligation, express or i... [read complete]
Merry Christmas in Legal Terms Please accept without obligation, express or i... [read complete]
12764 - Advice from lawyers - lawyer jokes
George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However,... [read complete]
George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However,... [read complete]
12765 - Knowing the facts - lawyer jokes
The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a re... [read complete]
The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a re... [read complete]
12766 - Need a new lawyer - lawyer jokes
Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer Your lawyer tells you ... [read complete]
Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer Your lawyer tells you ... [read complete]
12767 - Joke collection 01 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many gypsies does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None, but you los... [read complete]
Q: How many gypsies does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None, but you los... [read complete]
12768 - Joke collection 02 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many (generation) Xers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, ... [read complete]
Q: How many (generation) Xers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, ... [read complete]
12769 - Joke collection 03 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many Jo Brands does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, you give i... [read complete]
Q: How many Jo Brands does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, you give i... [read complete]
12770 - Joke collection 04 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. Atheists... [read complete]
Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. Atheists... [read complete]
12771 - Joke collection 05 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but h... [read complete]
Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but h... [read complete]
12772 - Joke collection 06 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. It'... [read complete]
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. It'... [read complete]
12773 - Joke collection 07 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I don... [read complete]
Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I don... [read complete]
12774 - Joke collection 08 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The answer, ... [read complete]
Q: How many Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The answer, ... [read complete]
12775 - Joke collection 09 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many Blue Peter presenters does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: One... [read complete]
Q: How many Blue Peter presenters does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: One... [read complete]
12776 - Joke collection 10 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, b... [read complete]
Q: How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, b... [read complete]
12777 - Joke collection 11 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many field service engineers does it take to replace a dead light bulb... [read complete]
Q: How many field service engineers does it take to replace a dead light bulb... [read complete]
12778 - Joke collection 12 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. One t... [read complete]
Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. One t... [read complete]
12779 - Joke collection 13 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many operating systems are required to screw in a light bulb? A: Just ... [read complete]
Q: How many operating systems are required to screw in a light bulb? A: Just ... [read complete]
12780 - Joke collection 14 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many gardeners does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to ch... [read complete]
Q: How many gardeners does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to ch... [read complete]
12781 - Joke collection 15 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two--one to... [read complete]
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two--one to... [read complete]
12782 - Joke collection 16 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they ... [read complete]
Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they ... [read complete]
12783 - Joke collection 17 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many inner-city gang members does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: ... [read complete]
Q: How many inner-city gang members does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: ... [read complete]
12784 - Joke collection 18 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. One to ch... [read complete]
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. One to ch... [read complete]
12785 - Joke collection 19 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many people at a chess tournament does it take to change a lightbulb ?... [read complete]
Q: How many people at a chess tournament does it take to change a lightbulb ?... [read complete]
12786 - Joke collection 20 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light b... [read complete]
Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light b... [read complete]
12787 - Joke collection 21 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many alien life forms does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Yeah, ... [read complete]
Q: How many alien life forms does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Yeah, ... [read complete]
12788 - Joke collection 22 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many chess grandmasters does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: 21. On... [read complete]
Q: How many chess grandmasters does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: 21. On... [read complete]
12789 - Joke collection 23 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None: Canceria... [read complete]
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None: Canceria... [read complete]
12790 - Joke collection 24 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None: Why shou... [read complete]
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None: Why shou... [read complete]
12791 - Joke collection 25 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just the one. You ... [read complete]
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just the one. You ... [read complete]
12792 - Joke collection 26 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many radio astronomers does it take to change a light bulb. A: None. T... [read complete]
Q: How many radio astronomers does it take to change a light bulb. A: None. T... [read complete]
12793 - Joke collection 27 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, if it kn... [read complete]
Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, if it kn... [read complete]
12794 - Joke collection 28 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many AnTir-folk does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but t... [read complete]
Q: How many AnTir-folk does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but t... [read complete]
12795 - Joke collection 29 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many Lacanians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three-one to ... [read complete]
Q: How many Lacanians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three-one to ... [read complete]
12796 - Joke collection 30 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why does ... [read complete]
Q: How many screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why does ... [read complete]
12797 - Joke collection 31 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Ten. One to scr... [read complete]
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Ten. One to scr... [read complete]
12798 - Joke collection 32 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many talk show hosts does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three, on... [read complete]
Q: How many talk show hosts does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three, on... [read complete]
12799 - Joke collection 33 - light bulb jokes
Q: What do a Soviet emigre and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? A: N... [read complete]
Q: What do a Soviet emigre and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? A: N... [read complete]
12800 - Joke collection 34 - light bulb jokes
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three-one to sue ... [read complete]
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