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13151 - Professions 03 - old age jokes
OLD CANNERS never die, they are preserved OLD CARS never die, they just get r... [read complete]
13152 - Professions 04 - old age jokes
OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expire OLD CRICKETERS never die, they j... [read complete]
13153 - Professions 05 - old age jokes
OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it Hz OLD ELECTRICIANS neve... [read complete]
13154 - Professions 06 - old age jokes
OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zone OLD FOOTBALLERS ... [read complete]
13155 - Professions 07 - old age jokes
OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail away OLD HIPPIES never die, they just s... [read complete]
13156 - Professions 08 - old age jokes
OLD KIDS never die, they just grow up OLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die, th... [read complete]
13157 - Professions 09 - old age jokes
OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change color OLD MAGICIANS never... [read complete]
13158 - Professions 10 - old age jokes
OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played out OLD MUSICIANS never die, th... [read complete]
13159 - Professions 11 - old age jokes
OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zip OLD PRINTERS never di... [read complete]
13160 - Professions 12 - old age jokes
OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receiving OLD RAILROADERS never die, the... [read complete]
13161 - Professions 13 - old age jokes
OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goal OLD SOCCER P... [read complete]
13162 - Professions 14 - old age jokes
OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their class OLD TELEPHONES never die, ... [read complete]
13163 - Professions 15 - old age jokes
OLD WANTS never die, they become needs OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just r... [read complete]
13164 - Recently seen - old age jokes
Recently seen on a card... Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all th... [read complete]
13165 - Good & bad news - old age jokes
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells ... [read complete]
13166 - Hard of hearing - old age jokes
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March d... [read complete]
13167 - Movies changed - old age jokes
For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town t... [read complete]
13168 - New hearing aid - old age jokes
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years... [read complete]
13169 - Handling teens - old age jokes
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high s... [read complete]
13170 - Ode to cranky men - old age jokes
I chanced to pass a window While walking through a mall With nothing much upo... [read complete]
13171 - I have bad news - old age jokes
The doctor tells his patient: "Well I have good news and bad news..." The pa... [read complete]
13172 - I am not forgetful - old age jokes
Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Someti... [read complete]
13173 - Automotive horror - old age jokes
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answeri... [read complete]
13174 - Guaranteed visits - old age jokes
An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final... [read complete]
13175 - Getting old when - old age jokes
You know you're getting older when... Everything that works hurts, and what d... [read complete]
13176 - You will forget it - old age jokes
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decide... [read complete]
13177 - Sharing everything - old age jokes
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He not... [read complete]
13178 - Uncovering a scam - old age jokes
The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies ... [read complete]
13179 - Old maid's burglar - old age jokes
A story I'll tell of a burglar bold Who started to rob a house; He opened the... [read complete]
13180 - Pondering old age - old age jokes
How do I know that my youth is all spent? Well, my get up and go has got up a... [read complete]
13181 - An ode to old age - old age jokes
There's quite an art to falling apart as the years go by, And life doesn't be... [read complete]
13182 - A final diagnosis - old age jokes
Thought I'd let my doctor check me, 'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . . All... [read complete]
13183 - A Senior Citizen - old age jokes
I am a senior citizen... - I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 't... [read complete]
13184 - Problems driving - old age jokes
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over ... [read complete]
13185 - She is angry at you - old age jokes
Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the nei... [read complete]
13186 - Grandma changed - old age jokes
In the dim and distant past When life's tempo wasn't so fast, Grandma used to... [read complete]
13187 - How you earned it - old age jokes
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered... [read complete]
13188 - When I become old - old age jokes
When I'm a little old lady, then I'll live with my children and bring them gr... [read complete]
13189 - Short age humor - old age jokes
A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is t... [read complete]
13190 - I'm over the hill - old age jokes
We're over the hill but don't feel sad This side of the hill ain't all that b... [read complete]
13191 - Bathroom troubles - old age jokes
Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, ... [read complete]
13192 - Eating some peanuts - old age jokes
There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him.... [read complete]
13193 - Wedding Anniversary - old age jokes
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On t... [read complete]
13194 - How old are you? - old age jokes
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I co... [read complete]
13195 - Horse or chicken? - old age jokes
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm... [read complete]
13196 - Will you marry me? - old age jokes
An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finall... [read complete]
13197 - What was its name? - old age jokes
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men a... [read complete]
13198 - Do you know me? - old age jokes
A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a ... [read complete]
13199 - Finding a house - old age jokes
Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping h... [read complete]
13200 - Travel to Heaven - old age jokes
This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a c... [read complete]
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