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A GROUP OF FOUR VERY CLOSE FRIENDS
There was a dentist, an electrician, a  salesperson, and a carpenter that met everyday for  breakfast at a low income diner.  They were all  married except the salesman.    When he was married, he went on his honeymoon  with his wife.  The other three still met for  breakfast when he was gone.  An idea came up to  play some practical on the new married  person.
"I'll make his bed  slant so his bed will collapse when he is making  love," said the carpenter.
"I'll hot wire his  mattress so that he'll feel immence heat while  making love.'
"Those are good  ideas," said the dentist. "But I am not going to tell you what I'm  going to do.'   
The next day the salesman comes into the diner.    He says "I congratulate you guys for making my  bed collapse, and I thank you for making my bed  really hot, but I'm going to kill the  bastard who put novocaine in the vaseline."