GOD'S SPEED OF SERVICE - Whatever jokes

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GOD'S SPEED OF SERVICE
A man asked God how much a million dollars was to him.  God replied, 'Oh, about one penny.'  Then the man asked how much an eternity was to him.  God replied, 'Oh, about a second.'  Then the man asked.  'Can I have a million dollars and live an eternal life?'  God replied, 'Sure, just wait a sec.'