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HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS
The other day I saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker. I was feeling  particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir  performance followed by a thunderous prayer meeting,so I bought the sticker  and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did! What an uplifting experience  that followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just  lost in thought about the Lord, and how good He is... and I didn't notice that  the light had changed.It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if  he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people love  Jesus! Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind me started honking  like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the  love of GOD! GO, GO!! Jesus Christ, GO!!' What an exuberant cheerleader  he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and  started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn  a few  times to share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back  there because I heard him yelling something about a 'sunny beach'...I saw  another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in  the air. When I asked my teenage son what that meant, he  said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've  never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the  good luck sign back. My son burst out laughing...why even HE was enjoying  this religious experience! A couple of the people were so caught up in the  joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking  towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this  is when I noticed the light had changed, so I waved one more time to my  loving brothers and sisters, grinning, and drove on through the  intersection.I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection  before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave  them all after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned  out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one more time  as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks.