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JESUS'S ETHNICITY

Proof That Jewish Was Jewish:

 

1. He went into his father's business.
  2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
  3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.

Proof That Jewish Was Irish:

 

1. He never got married.
  2. He was always telling stories.
  3. He loved green pastures.

Proof That Jesus Was Puerto Rican:

 

1. His first name was Jesus.
  2. He was bilingual.
  3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.

Proof That Jesus Was Italian:

 

1. He talked with his hands.
  2. He had wine with every meal.
  3. He worked in the building trades.

Proof that Jesus Was a Californian:

 

1. He never cut his hair.
  2. He walked around barefoot.
  3. He invented a new religion and finally

Proof that Jesus Was Black:

 

1. He called everybody brother.
  2. He liked Gospel.
  3. He couldn't get a fair trial.