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THINGS JUST FALLIN' OFF
This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off.    After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off.  Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off.  I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand.  Now I'm afraid to pee.