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TOP TEN REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH
1. Two World Wars and one World Cup 
2. Proper beer
3. You can confuse everyone with the rules for cricket 
4. You get to accept defeat graciously 
5. Union Jack Underpants 
6. You can live in the past and imagine that you're still a world power 
7. You can bathe once a week whether you need to or not
8. You can change your underwear once a week whether you need to or not 
9. Beats being Scottish 
10. Beats being Welsh