PUNK 'N' PARROT - Animals jokes

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One day, an old guy gets on a bus.  Several minutes  later a punk kid with  red, green, and orange  hair gets on.  The kid notices that the old man  keeps staring at him.

"What you staring at, old man? Ain't you ever  done anything wild in your time?"

"Yeah. I screwed a parrot once.  I was wondering if you were my son?"