15 SIGNS YOU DRANK TOO MUCH - Barroom jokes

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15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping — with your Oldsmobile.
  14 - Although armed with fire extinguishers, friends stood at a safe distance as you blew   out your birthday candles.
  13 - Thanks to you, Jack Daniels stock is up 15 1/4 since Friday.
  12 - Boris Yeltsin called personally to ask you to slow down on the Stoli.
  11 - For some reason, there's salt on the rim of your basketball goal.
  10 - Your name is Otis and Sheriff Andy has brought you some of Aunt Bea's pancakes.
  9 - For the money you spent on Thunderbird, you could've bought the automobile.
  8 - You're now the proud inventor of the "Slim Jim": Ultra Slim-Fast shakes made   with Jim Beam.
  7 - Answering machine full of warnings from Coach Switzer.
  6 - Absolut wants to run an ad featuring a picture of your liver in the shape of a   bottle.
  5 - Yet again, dry cleaner employees greet you with, "Hey, it's Vomit Man!"
  4 - The doorman asks for your I.D. just to see how long it'll take you to find your pants.
  3 - Your liver, in a fit of pique, leaps out of your abdominal cavity into a pan of frying   onions.
  2 - Worried friends call Monday morning to make sure you returned the goat. 
  1 - You're now sober enough to realize "Drink " class="l"> Dry" is a slogan and not a   personal challenge.