DRUNK DRIVER - Barroom jokes

DRUNK DRIVER
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer. 

'I can't do that, officer.' 

'Why not?' 

'Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.' 

'Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.' 

'Can't do that either, officer.' 

'Why not?' 

'Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.' 

'Alright, we could get a blood sample.' 

'Can't do that either, officer.' 

'Why not?' 

'Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.' 

'Fine then, just walk this white line.' 

'Can't do that either, officer.' 

'Why not?' 

'Because I'm drunk.'

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