dubya 'n' drugs
During his campaign, George W. Bush and his advisors were discussing spin control on his past drug problems.
"Dubya," said his PR guy, "We've got to know, are the rumors true about your using cocaine in college?"
"It's true," replied Bush, "but it isn't my fault. My parents were rich, and I was born with a silver spoon in my nose."
war pigs
Secretaries Powell and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Powell and Rumsfeld?"
The barkeep says, "Yep, that's them."
So, the guy walks over to the two and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
Rumsfeld says, "We're planning World War III," to which the guy replies, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Rumsfeld says, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman."
And the guy exclaims, "Why are you going to kill a bicycle repairman!?!"
With that, Rumsfeld turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 10 million Afghans!"
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