bush's joint chiefs of staff
George Bush is so dumb he thinks the Joint Chiefs of Staff are a bunch of indians who roll extra fat doobies.
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pink, grey, & stuck
What's pink, grey, and can't fit through a doorway?
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George W. Bush with a javelin through his head!
yo mama's fart stinks so bad ..
Yo mama's fart stinks so bad that George Bush declared it biological warfare.
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texas transplant
Three cowboys were hanging out in a bar, discussing George W. Bush's visit to their ranch earlier that day.
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"The funniest part," the first one said, "was when he kept trying to honk the cow's horns, complaining that they didn't work."
They laughed, and then the second cowboy said, "No, the best was when he asked if being a cowboy meant that I was half-cow."
They all laughed louder, and then the third cowboy said, "No, boys, the best was when he tried to milk that steer!"
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