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BUSINESS ONE-LINERS 114
Gold's Law:  If the shoe fits, it's ugly

Goldenstern's Rules:  1. Always hire a rich attorney.  2. Never buy from a rich salesman.

Golden Rule Of Arts And Sciences:  Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

Gordian Maxim:  If a string has one end, it has another.

Gordon's First Law:  If a research project is not worth doing at all, it is not worth doing well.

Gordon's Object Lifespan Theorem:  No matter the amount of care given the purchased object, it will fuse/explode/disassemble within three days of warranty expiration.

Gordon's Warranty Law:  All warranty clauses expires upon bill payment.