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BUSINESS ONE-LINERS 115
Government's Law:  There is an exception to all laws.

Grabel's Law:  2 is not equal to 3, not even for large values of 2.

Gray's Law of Programming:  'n+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same time as 'n' tasks.

Green's Law of Debate:  Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.

Greener's Law:  Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.

Grelb's Reminder:  Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.

Gummidges's Law:  The amount of expertise varies in inverse proportion to the number of statements understood by the general public.