BAD GIRLS VS GOOD GIRLS - College jokes

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BAD GIRLS VS GOOD GIRLS
  • Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot.  Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.   
  • Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it.  Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it. 
  • Good girls wax their floors.  Bad girls wax their bikini lines. 
  • Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie.  Bad girls know they could do it better.   
  • Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls.  Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.   
  • Good girls wear high heels to work.  Bad girls wear high heels to bed.   
  • Good girls say, 'Don't... Stop...'  Bad girls say, 'Don't Stop...'