SIGNS YOU'RE WATCHING TOO MUCH TV
- The bumper sticker on your car reads: "What Would Dawson Do?"
- In the middle of an exam, you tell the professor you want to use a lifeline.
- You need to be tranquilized when the cable goes out.
- In the late evening, you look forward to sitting back and catching the latest informercial.
- If you're a witness to an argument, you instinctually shout, "Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!"
- You try to impress the opposite sex by saying, "Hey, I get 120 channels!"
- Your entire CD collection consists of "Greatest Hits" albums by the decade.
- You have a gold-plated "clicker."
- Your intellectual discussions all stem from The Discovery Channel.
- After 15 minutes of work, you need a two-minute break.