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KEMOSABE WATERS THE BUSHES
One day Lone Ranger and his side kick Tonto were out riding when Lone Ranger jad to take a piss. So Lone Ranger goes over to the bush pulls down his  pants and then he screams. He runs over to Tonto and says, "Tonto I've been bitten by a snake on my penis go to town and ask the doctor what to do."

So Tonto  rides to town and goes to the doctor and says "Doctor,  Lone Ranger has been bit by a snake what do I do?"

The doctor looks at Tonto and says, "You take a knife and make  an x on the spot where he was bit, then you suck out  the venim."

Tonto thanks the doctor and rides back to Lone Ranger and Lone Ranger asks "What did the doctor say?"

Tonto looks at Lone Ranger and says "Doctor say you gonna die!"