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TONY BLAIR, PETER JENNINGS & POP DIVAS
Tony Blair Interviewed by Peter Jennings

Peter Jennings:  Why do you think the English lost the War of Independence?

Tony Blair: Rust on our equiptment.

Peter Jennings: Rust!  Can you elaborate?

Tony Blair:  Rust, you see, affected our leg weaponery.  Our knee spears.

Peter Jennings:  Knee spears?  Why, I've never heard of such a thing!

Tony Blair: Really, I thought everyone had heard of Brit knee spears!