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the clever famer
Q: Why did the farmer plough his field with a steamroller?

A: Because he wanted mashed potatoes.

How does a blonde spell "farm?"


those lovely farmer's daughters
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, 'I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?'

"No," the farmer said.

The second beau came to the door and said, 'I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?'


The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. 'Hello, my name is Chuck.'

The farmer shot Chuck.

salesman/farmhouse v. 6.0
A salesman's car breaks down in the pouring rain outside a farmhouse.

The salesman bangs on the farmhouse door.
The next morning, the farmer's daughter wakes up to find her father in bed with the salesman. She shoots them both and takes off in the salesman's car.

She assumes the salesman's identity and meets all of his quotas.

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