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A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London.

'Excuse me, but if you wanted the steak you might not get one as there is a shortage due to the mad cow disease,' says the waiter. 

The Texan says, 'What's a shortage?' 

The Russian says, 'What's a steak?' 

The New Yorker says, 'What's excuse me?'