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TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN CANDIAN, B.C.
1. Weed 
2. Vancouver:  2 million people and two bridges 
3. The local hero is a pot-smoking snowboarder 
4. The local wine doesn't taste like malt vinegar 
5. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is 5 hours from downtown 
6. A university with a nude beach 
7. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations 
8. If a cop pulls you over, just offer them some of your hash 
9. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on 
10. Cannabis