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ANSWERING MESSAGE 115
(Loud sounds of a massive battle; calm voice:)  Hello!  Due to the breakdown in the 452nd truce, the inhabitants of village 286-3589 are cowering in their bomb shelters.  However, if you leave your name, number, and a message, any survivors will get back to you when the 453rd truce begins.