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ANSWERING MESSAGE 117
John: Brad, will you get the phone?

Brad: (Sound of frantically clattering keyboard.)  I can't! I'm playing Omega!

John: Ambar, will you get the phone?

Ambar: I can't!  I'm late for work!  (Sound of slamming door.)

John: Aimee, will you get the phone?

Aimee: (Sound of running water.)  I can't!  I'm in the shower!

John: Glenn, will you get the -- (disgusted) Ah, Glenn's in Denver.  Please leave a message.