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ANSWERING MESSAGE 135
Hi, you've reached 474-2340.  Don, Kendy and Sylvia can't come to the phone right now because they've been kidnapped by aliens and replaced by android duplicates.  You could leave your name and number at the tone, but I wouldn't -- you might be next! (evil laugh)