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ANSWERING MESSAGE 193
You've reached Mike and Nancy's answering machine.  They're not home right now.  At least, I don't think they are.  Hang on. (Voice moves away from recording microphone.)  Mike?  Nancy? (Voice comes back.)  Nope, they're not here, so at the beep...