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ANSWERING MESSAGE 220
You might be calling to give me important information.  If so, leave your information at the tone.  Or perhaps you just want to have a casual conversation.  If so, leave a message and I'll get back to you so we can have the conversation later.  Or perhaps you want to know what I'm doing tonight, in which case it's the same thing I do every night.  TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!