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ANSWERING MESSAGE 222
So!  You've finally called.  And I suppose you think I'll just be here.  Well you're wrong.  I gave up on that yesterday. Seventeen weeks is long enough.  Waiting for you; staring at the phone; never going anywhere...  Well I've had enough!  I decided to get a real life, so I'm out testing lint removers for Ralph Nader.  Now it's your turn.  Leave a message at the beep and I might just get back to you -- if I survive my new job.